Mousse’s greatest fear.

The group of Nerima teens was as they had been the last three days in the nekohanten waiting to see which fool umm guy who’d become the next true man in Amazon eyes. Cologne scans the group looking for the one boy she knew needed to be tested. 
”There you are Mousse, I just know you don’t want to disappoint Shampoo by hiding behind this potted plant.” Cologne smiled as she reached her hand out to grab his robe then flip him to the middle of the room. Mousse landed down hard with a loud thump and squawk of surprise.
“Stupid old monkey maybe I don’t want to know what I’m scared of.” Mousse growled as he glared at the area he assumed Cologne occupied. 
“if Mousse no find out Shampoo no date him now or ever. Shampoo only date strong man not weak boy.” Shampoo gave a winning smile, which caused several guys to wave their arms frantically to be picked as the next man to be. Shampoo ignored them since none of them were martial artists

“Ok Shampoo I’ll do it for you but no one else understand and when I come out of this I except you to date me then marry me.” Mousse move to kneel in front of Cologne who stood looking impassive while on the inside she was thinking. *I knew Shampoo would get him to do it the poor fool is so in love with her he’d carve his arm off to please her.*
“Ok Mousse lets see if you have what it takes to be a man.” Cologne sprinkled the fine green powder in his face causing him to sneeze loudly. Mousse looked up slowly knowing he would be in his mind and not in the real world. Mousse looked around he was unable to see any thing the world was black there was nothing to see no light color blurs no funny looking object just black. Mousse reached up to his face to feel for his glasses but found nothing there. 
“That’s odd where could they be?” Mousse ask not knowing if anyone would hear him.

“Where is what Mousse?” A soft carefree voice of Shampoo asked him. Mousse turn to her voice looking to see her thick mass of purple hair flowing all around her then looked to see her. A tear trickled down his cheek as he realized he could not see her. Trying to speak with out his voice cracking Mousse told her his concern. 
”I umm well I can’t see anything at all nothing it’s all black.” Mousse waited for her to laugh then hand him his glasses. A flood of relief flooded through his body as he heard her soft musical laughter then his heart stopped for a moment when her words came to his ears.
“ Silly Mousse you know you no have glasses anymore not since you go all blind so long ago.” Shampoo chuckled some more as she turned around to see herself in her wedding dress.
“It do help though to make sure I know have to worry bout you stopping Shampoo’s wedding.” Shampoo stated bluntly. Mousse jumped up yelling at her or where he thought her voice came from.

“WHAT WEDDING WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT?” Mousse hoped he was facing the right way.

“Silly Mousse he knows I’m getting married I told you earlier that I was.” Shampoo didn’t bother to tell him he was facing the window and not her.

“But you wouldn’t marry someone else, you can’t be marring Saotome he’s in love with Akane.” Mousse pointed out the obvious in the hopes of making her see the sense in it.

“Well it is Ranma and you know that he is marrying all of us so as to not play favorites with us.” Shampoo laughed happy as she pinted out another tidbit. “I get to be wife number two since I beat Ukyo in hand to hand combat. Kodachi is last wife but I think Ranma no mind since he no seem to like her.” Shampoo twirled around then headed out the door. 
Mousse stood still for a moment as her words suck deeper into his head then screamed in outrage.

“THAT NO GOOD WOMANIZER IS MARRYING ALL THE GIRLS I’LL KILL HIM SO HELP ME I WILL AS SOON AS I FIND THE STUPID DOOR HAT GUY IS SO DEAD.” Mousse started looking for the door and ran into the bed then the dresser then tripped over a large pile of clothing then as he picked himself up he bashed the top of his head into the table.
“Arrrrrrrghhhhhh I’m gonna kill myself before I get out of this stupid room.” Mousse started to crawl around looking for the door. Mousse felt a opening so quickly stood up then headed out of the door to run into the wall head first. “Geez when did the hallways become so narrow?” Mousse walked in one direction then ran into another wall. 
”Darn it I could have sworn the stairs were in this direction. Turning around Mousse headed to the stairs but instead ran into another wall. 
”Argh stupid walls.” Mousse once again found himself turning to another side only to run into another wall. Mousse looked around then cursed himself. “What am I doing looking around I can’t see anything, but I can hear I can follow the voices.” Mousse listen carefully when he heard Genma’s voice ring out over the silence.
“DO you Ranma take Akane, Shampoo, Ukyo, Kodachi, Kasumi, Nabiki, Sayura, Niki, RG, Rouge, Nyssia, Riri, Okane, Akari, Asuza, Ami, Bulma, Fuu, Kagome, Usagi, Yuta……………………………..” Mousse listen horrified as he kept naming woman after woman for Ranma to marry.
“That, that, that argggggggh how dare he make Shampoo just a part of his harem, I’ll kill him if I ever find my way out of here.” Mousse cried to the ceiling as he kept trying to find an opening but kept running into walls.
Mousse screamed again as Ranma yelled I DO, to the applause of everyone else.
Mousse yelled louder as all the girls started yelling I DO.

Mousse kept looking around the hallway for the exit while thinking of his true love.
*Oh Shampoo, how I have failed you. I can’t even find my way out to save you from that womanizer and all because I can’t see” Mousse looked down to his feet as the tears rolled down his cheeks.

Looking up his cheeks wet with tears Mousse noticed he could see and was back in the dinning room of the nekohanten.
“It’s not real at least not yet.” Mousse stood up then scanned the room to glare hatefully at Ranma.
“You won’t get her Saotome, I’m gonna get my eyesight fixed and save Shampoo from your harem.” Mousse then grabbed Shampoo in his arms kissed her passionately let her go quickly to stand on weak legs, before marching upstairs.
“Aiiiiyah what go on in Mousse head?” Shampoo looked dreamy for a moment.

“Harem why would I want that one girl is enough to boss any guy around.” Ranma spoke softly to Akane who elbow him as Ryoga started to laugh only to be elbowed by Ukyo.
“Hmmph boys.” Akane and Ukyo said at once.

“We're men now.” Both squeaked as the rubbed their injured sides. The girl’s burst into laughter as they cuddled up to them. Ranma and Ryoga looked confused as they gave in to the cute warm girls.


The end.
Ranma’s girl