Shampoo’s dream or nightmare which ever you like (9:00 A.M.)Disclaimer, I don't own them, I'm also overly poor and this was done for fun so if you think it was unfair to Shampoo for what ever reason don't whine about. Shampoo slid the towel over the surface of the smooth table, smiling happily as the table gleamed with a well-polished look. “To bad sloppy customer’s dirty up so fast when Shampoo clean it.” Shampoo totally involved in her cleaning doesn’t notice the chair landing on her head. Shampoo falls down out like a light. A few minutes later Shampoo wakes up rubbing her head where it was struck. Looking up she sees a face smiling happily at her. “What Pig boy so happy for.” Shampoo asks the lost boy whose grin was still planted on his face. “I beat you, you're now my bride we shall take you back to china where you can be dosed with water from the spring of drown piglet and then we two shall wander the world in wedded bliss.” A goofy smile appears on Ryoga’s face as stars appear in his eyes. “That stupid you have hots for Akane Tendo and Akari, you no want me unless weird fanfic writer do that but is no good pairing for us.” Shampoo stomps her foot daintily while thinking *I never do that how stupid can this be.* “I love you now my sweet Shampoo.” Ryoga grabs her hand then starts kissing it. “Shampoo get use to this is nice even if it is you.” Shampoo then feels another chair landing on her head; she is once again out for the count. Shampoo once again wakes up rubbing her head where another lump as appeared. “No like being hit on head, make Shampoo head feel funny.” Shampoo rubbed it gently while another face appeared before her, this time it was Takewaki Kuno. “My dear China flower marry me as your customs dictate be with me as my own personal love toy, keep my twisted sister in line. Teach my man servant how to do menial labor right and cook food for me that has no paralyzing potions in it.” Kuno then hands her a large bouquet of roses. “Paralyzing potion hmmmm that have possibilities.” Shampoo other wise ignores Kuno totally, while Ryoga glares at him. Once again a chair lands on Shampoo’s cute head. "Ouch." Shampoo utters as she fals to the floor. Waking up a few minutes later Shampoo stares into lightbrowneyes of Tsubasa. His eyes sparkling with happiness as he holds his handout to her offering her a smint. “Eat smint get kissed.” Tsubasa says to her while puckering his lips at her. He’s dressed in his mailbox outfit with pink ribbons in his hair. “Ick Shampoo no do that with you.” Shampoo wrinkle her nose at the man dressed like women in mailbox. “You go bother Ukyou she one you love not Shampoo.” Shampoo kept her nose winked at the mailbox since the mint was not getting rid of the bad smell. “I shall never chase after Ukyou again since I have defeated you and you shall now be my bride, besides this had to be easier then chasing Ukyou who just kept sending me to Leo. “Shampoo understand why you feel that way, but just cause you hit Shampoo on head no mean I marry you.” Shampoo finally stood up in the hopes of putting distance between them. “You have to remember your Amazon laws, outside male who beat you marry you.” Tsubasa smiled happily at the thought of finally having women of his own. “That no work, since these two do the same thing.” Shampoo smiled sure of victory. “I’m your husband to be too.” Both declared then glared at the other one. Shampoo face faulted as another chair landed on her head. Shampoo woke up to find Pantyhose Tarou smiling at her. “Hey cat girl lets shack up first, I might want to take mine back.” Pantyhose smiled at her as Shampoo just glared at him. “No do that, I good girl.” Shampoo stood up only to fall down once again from another chair landing on her head. Once again Shampoo awakes to feel her head for another lump. Shampoo woke up to find Hiroshi standing over her as soon as she stood his best friends Diasuke knocked her down again. Shampoo stood up once again have those damn chairs smash her down with the thought of *How we have so many chairs in here this place not that big.* Shampoo stood on wobbly legs as she rubbed her many, way to many lumps on her head. “This happen much more people call me lumpy.” Shampoo grumbled as she rubbed her head gently to see Ryu Kumon staring at her. “I had nothing else to do, so I might as well get a wife today.” Ryu Kumon smiled at Shampoo as she just sat there with a stun look on her face. The stun look went a way quite rapidly as another chair landed on her head. This happens several more times as each time Shampoo woke up another chair landed on her head. This time Shampoo woke up to see Hikaru Gosunkugi looking at her. A sheepish grin on his face as he spoke softly “Better have one girl to share then no girl at all.” Hikaru smiled some more at her. “You all want share Shampoo.” Shampoo looked around the room with a stunned expression on her cute face, as the guys all started nodding their heads at once. Shampoo counted at least fifty guys in here all nodding their heads while talking about who was number one and who was the loser. Shampoo noted that Mousse was not a part of the group but wasn’t to worried since she’d have her hands full with fifty guys and her number one husband Ranma, who wasn’t here but she’d take care of that, now that she had many men under her control. “Ok Shampoo keep all of you guys but you know now Ranma is number one husband and you have to please Shampoo by do anything she say so you move up and not be number fifty-one husband is good for all of you. “ Shampoo announced to the large group of men. “Ummm Ranma can’t be your number one husband my dear Shampoo.” A tentative male voice in the back spoke up the other men all moved away from the voice to reveal a shaking like a leaf Sentaro. Shampoo had thought he was already married or engaged but didn’t really mind but did mind him telling her that her Ranma was not able to be number one husband. “Why you say that, didn’t Shampoo chase Ranma through all thirty-eight episodes, to try win him from the tomboy name Akane Tendo, which after this the name will never be spoken again.” Shampoo glared around to make sure all the men understood this. A chorus of sure no problem, you betcha, and no hear it from me was heard through out the assembled men. Shampoo smiled as she looked back to Sentaro who was looking more nervous then before. “You may speak now why you say this about my number one husband.” Shampoo smiled happily at the thought of being with Ranma always and some extra’s just in case. “Ranma he is ummmmm married to the fore mention girl with twelve kids now.” Sentaro blushed deeply as he thought about how they were able to have so many kids so fast. “Th th th tha tha that no is possible, I see the fore mention girl yesterday she no look different then before and she still sixteen she no could have twelve kids by now.” Shampoo glared at Sentaro vowing that he would be husband fifty-nine since he say such horrible things about her Ranma he was after all just jealous of him. “It’s ummm….. Well has to uhhh……. Do with uuuuuh… umm…… some kind of time depletion or warp or, ummm….. Something with…um travel in it…… I’m not ummmmm..Sure ….but they do and he’s now forty five years old same as the fore mention girl with twelve kids.” Sentaro looks everywhere but at Shampoo. Shampoo falls down with out the help of any chairs on her head. “He old man, he have kids this no is fair to Shampoo, how that fore mention girl do this to trap Shampoo’s number one husband.” Shampoo feels the sting of tears well up at the thought of Ranma growing old with out her. “Umm that would be the fanfic writer, who’s ummm doing this fic.” Sentaro supplied helpfully to get the heat off of him. “Ooh when I find out who do this I beat them with in inch of life for taking my Ranma away from Shampoo.” Shampoo stood up then stomped off toward the fore mention girls home to see if this is true her large group of suitors following her. Once there Shampoo walks in through the wall only to see Ranma on the floor playing with several kids. His hair is still dark with some slight gray starting to show at the temples while the kids are ranging in ages from about two to twenty-two. Shampoo looks on in stunned silence as Ranma stands up to greet his guest. “Kids this is the Amazon I told you about.” Ranma points at Shampoo as the twelve kids all stare at her in wonder, the fore mention girl walks in and sees Shampoo standing in the middle of the rubble that had been a wall several men gathered around her. “You do this fore mention girl you make Ranma old man.” Shampoo glares angrily at the fore mention girl who also looks good for her age of forty-five with twelve kids. “Hey don’t blame me. I didn’t want to be this old that fast, but the fanfic writer did this as part of your dream so quit whining at me. Now if you don’t mind I have twelve kids to feed and one charming handsome and great in bed husband, not that you could tell by the fact that we have twelve kids.” Akane giggles happily as she reenters the kitchen leaving Shampoo with a face fault. “Is dream this no is real, I just need wake up then things be ok, I no have fifty husbands at my beck and call? I no have worry about Ranma being with for mention girl with twelve kids if I just wake up. This is good I just need wake up then I be happy except I see bout getting all these guys for self there could be benefit in having this many men under my control.” Shampoo smiles happily as she finally realizes this is a dream and she only has to wake up to end it but how. “Great how Shampoo wake up so she can be with husband and she no be lonely, except she have no other guys Ooooooooh what I do now.” Shampoo felt frustration fill her head as she pondered her problems. Just then a chair landed on her head knocking her out for the count. When Shampoo awakens she saw an ugly old face smiling his lechers smile at her. “Icky what old pervert want with Shampoo.” Shampoo glares several daggers but he dodges them easily. “Hey I’m the strongest of all these guys who defeated you with chair fu, so that makes me your number one husband.” The old lech smiled then puckered his withered old lips at her. Shampoo screamed “AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH.” Shampoo woke up in her bed sweat pouring down her forehead as she realized it was only a bad dream and she didn’t have that old lech as her number one husband. “Must be bad sushi, I ate last night. I no get take out from other restaurant after that night.” Shampoo crawled out of bed heading for the bathroom to clean up then down stairs to get some good food for breakfast. As she enters the kitchen a chair impact with her head while Mousse smiles happily. “At last you are now mine Shampoo mine mine mine mine.” Mousse starts to laugh evilly like Kodachi as he picks Shampoo’s limp body up to pack her off to parts unknown. You have just left the twilight zone where anything is possible and the more bazaars the more likely it is to happen bwahahhahhahhahahhahahahhahahhahahhahahahhahahahhahahhahahaha. Ok I hope you like this. I got the inspiration from reading a fic by Skjam, even though it had nothing to do with this, so I don’t know how it inspired me to do it, when I was reading the fic called Sauce oh well I hope you enjoyed it. Ranma’s girl (10:33 A.M.) now you know how long it took me to do this one.