In Tatewaki Kuno’s mind.

Kuno strolled out of the large building that was his place of learning as he gazed across the lawn noticing the other students all watching him with envious eyes. His mind wander to the only right path it could take.

*Aaaaaah to be the envy of all the students at this fine establishment of learning truly I am blessed to have so many worship at my feet, for I am noble strong handsome and modest. I place myself among my many followers to be one with them. To let them know true heaven on earth, to let them see what a real angel of love and mercy looks like. To give the girls my vast amount of love so they may say they had lived the life of true worth. To have one such as myself in they’re meager little life. Truly I am gods gift to all women for the all adore me, beg me for my attention, plead with me to date them even though they all know that my Akane Tendo has capture my heart with her undying love for me. She who has blessed me with her caresses her soft ruby lips place against mine her love so strong she’s willing to share me with her dear soul sister the pigtail girl. Yes I am blesses with everything pure. Yet I don’t flaunt it, yet I don’t force people to recognize my wonderful stature, they flock to me like bees to honey they all desire to be like me. To fight like me, knowing you’ll never lose a battle, that there is no foe stronger, faster, smarter or more compassionate then I. It’s a glorious thing to be me to have so many love me to bring so much joy and happiness in their dreary little common lives.*

Kuno wandered around letting all the school kids see him in all his glory, never noticing the snickering going on behind him.

Hiroshi started to laugh then point out Kuno.

"Look the big goof doesn’t even know his samurai pants leg is caught in his shorts with toilet paper hanging down." Hiroshi laughed some more as several other students all started to look then laugh wildly.

"Time for pictures another one said." The students started to snap away at the pictures while trying hard to not laugh.

"He’s probably daydreaming about Akane." A girl snickered as Akane and Ranma walked up.

"Don’t involved me in his sick dreams." Akane laughed with everyone else.

"Hey I want a copy of the picture." Ranma asked while laughing happily at Kuno, All the other joined in on the picture deal until that student felt like Nabiki but was happy at the amount of money he made.

The End. Ranma’s girl