| Stalkers Beware. A call came into the police station the sergeant on duty picked up the phone, talking in a monotone voice. "Hello what can I do for you?" The look of pure boredom clearly evident on his face.
"Do you have any proof of these supposed stalkers ma’am." The sergeant still seems bored. "Young man if you go and watch these people you will have all the proof you need. You will have your own eyes to go by." After telling the sergeant the names of the stalkers the little old lady hung up. The sergeant looked over his long list of stalkers. "Could there really be this many stalkers in Nerima, this has always been such a nice town. Well since I have a complaint I have to check up on it." The sergeant looked across his desk to see his partner. "Ya wanna help me with these stalkers?" Sergeant mills asked his young partner Travet. "Sure it beats being inside all day." Travet stood up his blond hair flopping down into his pretty blue eyes his well-muscled body flexing in a way so as to make the females in the building stop and stare. Mills glared for a moment at his partner then shock his head sadly as the two men walked out of the building to find the sun shining brightly in the big blue sky. "Well let’s go check out this first one since there is suppose to be three living here." The two walk toward the nekohanten. After watching the three for several hours and writing down many notes the two leave to check out the next on the list, talking about the observations of the three Chinese Amazons. "It was quite an eye opener with those three no doubt about the validity of the call now, but we still have many more." "True when were done we can pick up some search warrants and bring them all in." Mills nodded knowingly as the soon came into sight of the Kuno mansion. They picked up the pace as they neared the home. The two arrive at the Kuno estate only to find they were already gone. Cornering Satsuki the two started their questions with him. "So where are mister Kuno and Miss Kodachi. What do they do in their spare
time?" "What about yourself?" Mills asked him sternly. "Uh me well I help them clean house cook their food prepare the meals and go to see if Miss Akane or Ranma are at home and what they are doing so they may be aware and able to do something to prevent it or join in with them." Satsuki shivered in fear as the two tall officers glared at him threatening him with bodily harm if he should leave town or breath wrong. "Thank you, you have been most helpful." The two men walked away both disturbed by the smell and the sound of someone falling over with a large thud. "Guess we scared him a bit more then was necessary huh." Mills looked back to see Satsuki lying face down on the ground. "Guess so but we have all the info we need on those suspects." Both men nodded agreements as they moved on down the list. By the end of the day the two men had made their rounds on the long list of stalkers. Walking into the building to their desk the two men sat at their desk to discuss the on goings of the town people. "I must say this is a true report, we have a lot of stalkers in this town. I can not believe so many people can live in one town and be so disturbing." The sergeant looked very upset as he started the paper work to arrest the people they had viewed today. Well it could be because they are all martial artist maybe the constant working out has warped their brains." Travet spoke softly as he typed up the report. "Yeah could be, well tomorrow we shall make the arrest and we better make sure the cells are not to over crowded after tomorrow they will be." Both men laughed a bit then move to check out the cells for room. The next day Mills and Travet used the wagon to drive to the nekohanten. Walking in with arrest warrant the two men proceeded to read Shampoo, Mousse and Cologne their rights. "Why you arrest Shampoo, she nice girl." Shampoo looked more saddens then worried. "You are being arrested for stalking one Ranma Saotome. Mousse is being arrested for Stalking one Shampoo of the amazons. Cologne is being arrested for being a accomplish in stalking one Ranma Saotome also for use of illegal drugs and mind controlled substances plus illegal entry into our country." The two policemen lead the three out to the wagon where they placed them for the drive to pick up more stalkers. Walking up to the door to the Kuno estate they added assault on to the charges for all the weapons flying at them from all corners of the yard. Knocking on the door they found it open by Satsuki who fainted right way. The two men looked up to see Tatewaki Kuno standing behind the prone Satsuki. "What may I do for you my good men?" Kuno puffed up while thoughts of his help being needed with the police force went flitting through his mind. "You are under arrest for stalking one Akane Tendo and Ranma Saotome plus assault on police officers, also for buying pornographic pictures of under age girls." Mills quickly turn Kuno around while reading him his rights and cuffing him. Travet placed cuffs on Satsuki, then carried him out to the wagon. Travet quickly went back into the house to find Kodachi who was pinning up more posters of Ranma on her wall. "Come peacefully with me miss." Travet walked over to cuff her wrist while reading her rights to her. "But why am I the rising star of Nerima being arrested? "Kodachi faked several tears. "You are being arrested for Stalking Ranma Saotome." Travet lead her out of the house as she babbled on. "Stalking him I am doing no such thing. I am showing him my true love, while trying to find a way of saving him from that harlot Akane Tendo. This is something he wants from me." Kodachi then noticed the other ones in the wagon. "They on the other hand are terrible people out to hurt my precious Ranma." Kodachi glared evilly at Shampoo who growled low in her throat. "Is crazy girl one who try hurt husband!" Shampoo started to move into position to get her but found her shackles holding her down. "Ggrrrrr stupid chains when we get to jail you be sorry." Shampoo growled as Kodachi laughed insanely. The two officers shuddered as the laughter rang throughout the wagon over and over endlessly. Stopping at the next place the two officers grabbed a mailbox up by the bottom then flipped it over. Giving it several shakes Tsubasa fell out of the box in a cute pink frilly dress. "What is going on here, why are you harassing me when all I am doing is to guard my precious Ukyo-sama." Tsubasa whined pitifully at the officer who ignored his words as they handcuffed him then read him his rights while telling him what he was being arrested for. "You are being arrested for Stalking Ukyo Kuonji, please come along nicely now." Officer Travet told him as his legs went limp causing him to fall to the ground in a limp heap. Dragging Tsubasa to the wagon they tossed him inside then used the shackles on him as well. Walking away from the wagon they noticed Ukyo and Konatsu watching them. "Time for these two now." Travet walked over with Mills to arrest the next two. "You are Ukyo Kuonji right and you are Konatsu." The two officers asked them, both nodded silently to stun to say anymore. "You are under arrest for stalking Ranma Saotome also for endangering the life of Akane Tendo on the day of June twelfth." The officer snapped on the cuffs as he read her, her rights. Konatsu looked horrified as the other officer snapped cuffs on him as well. You are arrested for accomplishment to the act plus stalking one Ukyo Kuonji." Konatsu started to protest then stopped. "Come along now you two." The two officers brought them over to the wagon by now a huge crowd was gathered in the streets to watch the proceeding. Driving away with this group the officers headed off to arrest some more people. "Ahhhh we are in luck there is the Ryoga Hibiki guy. He hasn’t wandered to far away and not far behind him is Akari with her pig. Lets round up these two." Mills told Travet who nodded agreement. Walking over to Ryoga they quickly turn him around while snapping the cuffs onto his wrist. "You are under arrest for the stalking of Akane Tendo and Ranma Saotome plus endangering the life of Ranma Saotome." Ryoga looked horrified for a moment before he started to bable on. "I never did anything to hurt Akane all I ever done was try to save her from Ranma and his womanizing ways." Ryoga stumbled along as officer mills read his rights to him then helped him into the wagon where Akari had quickly run over to see what was going on. "Why are you arresting my poor Ryoga?" Akari asked sweetly then gasped as she was promptly arrested. "You are under arrest for stalking Ryoga Hibiki also for bringing live stalk into the city endangering the lives of the citizens of this fair town." Her rights were read to her as she was gently placed into he wagon. Tears gently rolled down her soft cheeks as she watched them haul her beloved pet pig into a humans society truck. The two officer drove back to the station with the large crowd of stalkers. "We’ll have to pick up the rest after we have these guys booked and squared away." Mills sighed as they drove along the loud protesting coming from the back was giving him a headache. Several hours later Mills and Travet drove quietly along to the home of Soun Tendo. Knocking quietly on the door the officers smiled brightly as Kasumi open the door with her patent "Oh my, is there anything wrong officers?" Kasumi smiled brightly then frown sadly as the officers nodded their heads gently. "Is Nabiki Tendo, Soun Tendo and Genma Saotome in today." Mills asked her gently. "Oh yes they are in the living room, please ocme this way." Kasumi lead the two officers to the living room where Soun was playing a very odd game of go with Genma. Both men looked up surprised to see the officers. "Aaaaaaah we must be in need again it is always the way of great martial artist to be needed in times of trouble." Soun puffed up smugly. Genma nodded in agreement with him before talking. "We are the best there is there is no reason to go for help any where else when we are around." Genma puffed up even more. The two officers looked a bit bewildered then slapped on the cuffs to both gentlemens.
Travet mean while finished the rights to Soun Tendo then told him while he too was being arrested. "You are being arrested for stalking your Daughter Akane Tendo and endangering her life plus stalking Ranma Saotome and for harboring a known felon in your home named Happosai. Mills walked back into the living room where a stunned Kasumi stood next to a stunned Nabiki. "Your Nabiki Tendo." Mills asked her quietly. Nabiki nodded her head once. Mills quickly slipped the cuffs on her then read her rights to her. "You are under arrest for taking and selling pornographic pictures of underage females for profit. You are under arrest for extortion and blackmail. You are also under arrest for stalking Takiwaki Kuno." Mills hauled her out to the wagon placing her inside with her father and Genma. Kasumi watched as the drove away with her family a small smile moving its way over her pretty face. Ranma walked up with Akane and his mother a moment after the police car was gone. "Looks like it worked perfectly." Nodoka Saotome smiled brightly as she spoke in an old warbled voice. "Yeah who’d have thought we could get them out of the way by having them arrested for what they always do." Ranma laughed happily as he swept Akane up into his arms then kissed her gently. "Now you two there is plenty of time for that lets get you two married the guest will arrive soon and so will the caterers." Nodoka lead the way inside the house where Ranma gently placed Akane down to her feet. "You go get ready I’ll see you in the dojo." Ranma kissed her soft lips again then went to the other room where he quickly dressed in his tux. An hour later the dojo was filled with friends from school all there to watched the marrige of their close friends Akane and Ranma. Ranma held Akane’s hands gently as he spoke the words to her the minister asked him to repeat. Akane then spoke her words soft but powerful. The minister smiled happily then asked them to turn around to the crowd. "May I present Mr. And Mrs. Saotome!" The crowd cheered loudly as the two teens blushed. Ranma held her arm as the two walked down the aisle through the cheers and throwing of flowers and blowing soap bubbles. Kasumi gave them both a large hug as her tears watered her the flowers from her maid of honor bouquet. Nodoka also gave them both a large hug her tears streaking down her face in happiness. Soon the large group were around the table of food and a large fancy cake with a stair case of candles gently burning as they moved in a spiral up and around the cake. The group cried while waving as the two walked out the tendo gate to the waiting taxi to start their honeymoon. A few friends started to shout out some choice words "Make her scream so we can hear it, want some help tonight, I’ll take your place." Several girls walloped them on their heads. "Boys are so crude and rude." The girls all nodded in agreement as they waved good-bye to their friends. "She is so lucky he’s so cute." One girl talked in a dreamy voice the others all nodded agreement. Several days later Nabiki was released from jail she had posted bail for herself only. Nabiki walked into the house her anger clearly shown on her face. "This is the worst thing to ever happen to me. If I ever find out who did it I’ll ruin them finacilly for life." Nabiki growled out as Nodoka and Kasumi smiled knowingly. "Nabiki dear, you might be interested in knowing that Ranma and your sister were married and are on their honeymoon." Nodoka smiled happily. Nabiki face faulted then fainted. "That went very well." Kasumi smiled pleasantly. The Kuno’s were still in jail although their father did post bail for Satsuki so he would have the servant there to take care of his needs. Ukyo was released the next day when her dad was able to post bail for her. The three amazons were sent home to China where they were told they’d have to wait two years to enter Japan again. Plus legally next time, they hoped to come there or they would not be allowed back in again. Konatsu was very happy when Ukyo posted bail for him the same day she was released his
happiness turned to horror when she told him her news. Akari’s grandfather posted bail for her and Ryoga after selling off most of their pet pigs to have enough to bail them out. Akari cried all the way back to the farm her tears grew even bigger when she noticed Ryoga had gotten lost on the walk to the front door. Tsubasa was unable to get any bail money or get some from his parents he stayed there until his court date. Kodachi, Kuno, Soun and Genma also stayed until their court dates. Ranma walked into the court house with his wife Akane to watch the proceedings. Nodoka and Kasumi joined them there a few minutes later. After the hearing was over the four left the courthouse a smile on their faces. "Well I must say five hundred hours of community work plus the fine might teach them all a lesson." Nodoka spoke softly as they walked home. Ranma’s girl |